I recently stayed at the Oyster Smack for work and was impressed with how clean and well-presented my room was. The location was convenient, allowing easy access to nearby business venues. The staff were attentive and efficiently assisted me with my requests, ensuring a smooth stay. The breakfast offered a delightful variety of freshly made items, which contributed positively to my mornings.

The parking situation was quite limited.

Had a delightful time at the restaurant, with the service being friendly and meals quite tasty, such as the standout swordfish. we found the room to be a tad stuffy without adequate windows, which made our stay less comfortable. a lovely experience despite some minor issues.

Had a lovely stay at this place with my wife. the beetroot cured gravadlax was so fresh it felt alive! I also can't forget the pork belly, literally melted in my mouth, like it was meant to be enjoyed on a plate of royalty.

It wasn’t exactly budgeting-friendly but considering the quality, I'd say it was reasonable.

i recently stayed in burnham-on-crouch and was pleasantly surprised by my experience at the oyster smack. the room was super clean and cozy, and the warm atmosphere made our stay feel special. the meals were delicious and the staff truly enhanced our relaxing holiday vibe.

the room lacked storage options.

Perfect Spot for Client Luncheons and Special Events!

The express lunch menu delivered exceptional value and variety. I appreciated the warm atmosphere and stunning decor, suitable for both formal meetings and relaxing conversations. Fast, professional service truly stood out during my visit.

The stay in the Deluxe Double Room was delightful, with a warm and welcoming atmosphere complemented by cleanliness. The morning breakfast was outstanding, particularly the fresh sushi. It was disappointing, however, that no specific amenities were highlighted and that the decor, while nice, lacked creativity and distinctiveness. The location offered beautiful views, but getting there was a bit confusing, which could deter some travelers.

I enjoyed a classic double room for two nights. The location was serene, and a highlight was the delightful vegan menu options available. On one of the nights, the fish sharing platter was a delicious surprise! Everything was well presented and flavorful.

Felt very much at home, no complaints.

I enjoyed my time at Oyster Smack in Burnham-on-Crouch. The room was super clean with crisp white bedding. I loved the cozy atmosphere and the unique decor that added character. The vegan menu choices impressed me, especially the fish sharing platter—it was flavorful and beautifully presented. I found the bed too hard for my liking, making it uncomfortable at times. The parking situation was a bit tricky, as there were limited spaces available. the staff were friendly and attentive, enhancing my stay, but the temperature in the room fluctuated too much, making it difficult to find the right comfort level.

I stayed in a lovely Deluxe Double Room that was impeccably clean and decorated with cozy touches. The food was simply divine, especially the fresh seafood and an incredible dessert selection that left me craving for more! Plus, the riverside walks just a stone's throw away were a perfect finish to a lovely day.

100% recommend 💖🌟

Exceptional seafood menu

I thoroughly enjoyed my stay at Oyster Smack. The delicious seafood, especially the fresh oysters, stood out during meal times. While the room felt a bit cold, the attentive staff made up for it with their exceptional service. A great spot for food enthusiasts!

The restaurant offers delicious seafood with fresh oysters that were sensational. the room we stayed in had a musty smell and the bathroom could definitely use some cleaning. Despite the minor issues, the friendly staff and great meal made for a pleasant visit overall.

The room had a unique layout, but walls were paper thin, causing noise issues.

Good location. Easy check-in process. Room was clean and well presented. Staff were friendly and attentive. The food was delicious and reasonably priced.

this was my second stay in burnham-on-crouch, and the experience at oyster smack truly exceeded my expectations. the food was exceptional, especially the fresh oysters and delightful fish dishes. our deluxe double room was clean and cozy, making our night feel extra special.

the heating in the room wasn't working.